Where have these rants come from?

These rants were written between 1998 and 1999. They were produced for a magazine, but only two were used. The rest sat on my computer waiting for me to discover them. Which I did yesterday while I was looking for some freelance work I needed to print.

So, some of them are slightly out-of-date. I apologise.

Still, I like to think that they are still relevant as well as mildly funny.

What do you reckon?

Read, think, comment.

purplesimon out...