Death is only a step away

I really hate slow days. No, really.

I’m not the type of person who can simply waste time when they’ve nothing to do.

It’s around this time that I realise the Internet is a huge repository filled with the detritus of the human race and by writing this I am helping to fill this virtual landfill.

I WANT SOMETHING CREATIVE TO DO.

Is it too much to ask? I mean, these people are paying me for crying out loud.

What do I book ‘Writing for my personal Blog’ under on the timesheet?

Okay, I need to calm down.

purplesimon out...